Thursday, October 18, 2007

Therapy

Gotta love Insanity, It makes everyday a Fun day!!!

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can' t Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called Therapy

A Friend sent this to me and I absolutely LOVED it (Thanks Jules!)...hope you got a laugh out of it too! (Joylene...I know you'll love this!)

I am going to try #11 (pull into the Drive Through and tell them it is a TO GO order)...which one are you going to try this week? (come on, you know you want to!)


7 Mel's World Friends Comments:

~Just A Thought Ginger 9:27 PM  

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

LOL, Loved this! Totally! What a hoot!

Mel's World 9:52 PM  

Ginger...

I thought about that one too...but I was afraid that they might get excited about it!??!?!? HA!

Melissa

Kathy Herman 10:01 AM  

I'm going to try 3,4 and 5 at the office this week. I'll let you knwo how that goes!

This is hilarious!!!!!!!

Tami 10:02 AM  

Melissa,

This is HYSTERICAL... I couldn't stop laughing.... It is a nice gentle nudge to have a sense of humor about everyday life.... tooooo funny!

Anonymous 3:29 PM  

this is too funny. I copied & pasted to send out!
thanks
janette

Mel's World 3:37 PM  

Tami & Janette...

I am SO glad you enjoyed it!!! It made me laugh SO hard!!! ;)

Melissa

Tiffany Stuart 6:06 PM  

LOL! I recently went to the zoo. Missed my opportunity to live out loud!

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